“Don’t forget to bring a towel... or this giant inflatable version of one!” Meet Towelie, now blown up to an absurd 48 inches of stoner glory. Whether you’re bingeing South Park, celebrating 4/20, or writing your memoirs, don’t forget to bring a towel! 

This ridiculous Kidrobot plush comes with: 

• A sneaky inflation valve 
• Swap-on bloodshot eyes, so you can switch between “I’m fine” and “I have no idea what’s going on.”